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Posted Jan 31, 2002
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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a cafe.
A guy walks in and asks the waiter, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The waiter says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart guy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"