BOBtoBerFeST
#14
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups….
Once again,
disorganization rules and Bobtoberfest rolls.
A Bob’s attention span is only as long as it needs to be – so pay attention!
This year’s
ride will involve Extreme Vetting of potential riders. No Al-Sha-Bob bastards will be granted access
unless they pass the ideological screening process implemented at Paul’s.
As usual
Bob’s not done his homework or put much effort into the ride!
Paul’s Tip (Downtown Dubuque) - around 10 am
Bus and trailers will haul Bob’s no
good lazy asses (with bikes) out to Farley around 11:30 am. Room for 50ish.
If you can’t make Paul’s… let Farley
make you (Noonish)
Farley to Epworth (first bar on the
right or left)
Epworth to graveyard (to pay Bob’s
respects… No Bob-foolery among the
stones the rabbit will be watching)
Graveyard to Graf – Relax in Graf and
have a lite snack, margaritas, and play some Frisbob
Graf on in to Durango - This year may feature a talking picture show in
Durango (The Big LaBobski)
Some folks camp in Durango
Some folks cab from Durango
Some folks get lost in Durango
Some folks do other things in Durango
Durango into Dubuque (Shit’s going to
get weird)
NOTE - Bob’s
encouraged to discuss politics, religion, and climate change at every stop.
-Lights are
a bright idea
-The ride is
clothing optional, but warm clothes are a warming idea
-Helmets are
a really dumb idea if you value your shit
-Ditchers
(still not really sure what that means) sound like fun to Bob – so bring em
-Costumes
protect reputations
-Remember - if you complete the circle... you win the prize!
If you have
any questions please call Paul’s Just The Tip Bar & Grill
Here’s a pic
of some Bob-foolery on last year’s ride.
Also, a great nature pic of Bob with a beautifully colored tree from
last year. The colors were amazing!