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  • Sun January 30 2005
  • Posted Jan 30, 2005
BIKEIOWA CAPTION CONTEST
Thanks to all those who submitted captions! Now it's time to vote for the most popular! Five favortites have been chosen and a new BIKEIOWA poll has been posted. VOTE THERE! Votes will be collected until February 25th 2005.

Here are all the entires for your viewing pleasure!
  • one giant leap for mankind
  • Jerry soon realizes how difficult it's going to be explaining the intricacies of a reverse flying stallion mount to his proctologist.
  • Braking hard to avoid hitting a cute and fuzzy bunny rabbit... good idea. Braking hard to avoid hitting a pack of rattlesnakes... bad idea.
  • Though persistent, Evil Knievel's lesser known brother Abel just couldn't compete with his 'donkey dismount' act
  • The velocity of the invisible man on a bicycle was steadily overcome by the man on the invisible velocipede.
  • "Boy did I adjust them brakes wrong or what!"
  • Jersey Boys, kinda like blondes: Fun to be ridden by one, but don't let any of your fellow bikes see, discard with when done.
  • Who said, "white men can't jump?"
  • As the bike club "probie" leapfrogged his ride, he prayed to God this picture would never see the light of day.
  • Mountain bike vacation Kansas!! Yeeehaaaaaaa!!!!!
  • dammm new brakes!
  • I hate it when Web gets his "special lube" on my handlebar
  • Mike demonstrates his mid-air reverse mount.
  • After reaching the top of the hill, Billy celebrates with a quick game of leapfrog with his ride.
  • Cart before the horse? It all makes sense now!
  • I'm use to flying by the seat of my pants !!
  • Oops!
  • "i knew i shouldn't have ate that bean burrito!"
  • Just my luck... a stump jumper that won't jump!!
  • As any Iowa mountain biker knows... the slightest pebbles are cause for dismount.
  • "Bucked hard in the grass?? No, I said I wanted to get..."
  • "Full suspension, carbon seat post, ejector button, XTR derailleurs...."
  • The feisty, Cannondale mountain bikes may become hostile when their young are endangered.
  • Jump'in Ja-hos-i-fats it's bike season !!!!!
  • Beans for Breakfast--Never Again!
  • That's nothing, you should see pharoutman's dismounts
  • Darn Scotty needs to calibrate the transporter again!
  • Red Bull - It gives you wings!!
  • disk brakes suck
  • DUUUDE-WHERE'S MY BIKE
  • left brake first....bad idea!
  • Having an "Out of Bike" experience
  • When all else fails...bail!
  • duuuude - no wonder everyone has those clip in pedals
  • WOW! ! Gotta love these new brakes !
  • I'm so glad my socks match my shirt !
  • Barney discovered the hard way that his new bike came with an ejector seat.
  • "Let Hertz put you on the bike seat" commercial - take 3
  • 0 out of 3 dentists prefer groin injuries to tooth replacement.
  • Rear shocks wound too tight? Make an appointment with us. Sponsored by the American Society of Proctologists
  • With the all new transparent aluminum frame you can show your friends your flying technique
  • Got Gas? Get Maalox and dawn a chalky smile
  • Why bottle it up inside when you can spread your wings and fly....
  • Ok people it's fly like an eagle not fly spread eagle ...
  • This is what happens when roadies attempt mountain biking. "So, do I just wait for the bike, or what?"
  • In his attempt to stop BEFORE the canyon, Maynard discovered that only his front brake was working.
  • I didn't see a curb!? Did you see a curb?

Don't agree with the Top 5 ? Better Luck next time! Original Contest Info

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