Similarities Between Biking and Sex

Posted Aug 28, 2002
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It's easy to make mistakes when mounting under the influence of alcohol.
Curves are best when they're hard and tight.
It's most fun to finish together.
There are times when a battery operated one would be appreciated.
Lubricate your equipment before every ride, and clean it up afterwards.
You're always sore after a good, hard ride.
It's not the quality of your tool, but how well you use it.
Most people spend more time talking about it than actually doing it.
If you go too fast, you can slide right off the track.
The key to endurance is to find a rhythm.
The patch is where the rubber makes contact with the track.
Novices don't seem to last very long when riding.
Protection is 85% effective at keeping another brainless drooler from entering the world.
Protection is most important if you don't know the trail very well and don't know what to expect.
With tubulars, if things get hot enough the rubber can slip right off your equipment, with clearly undesirable results.
Pace yourself!
Its something you can do yourself, but is more fun with a partner.
Always communicate your intentions when riding with a partner.
Some people are so dumb that you wonder why you don't need a license to ride.
The equipment that BMX'ers use just seems too small to do the job.
An important factor in comfort, there is much question over riding position.
It's something you can do on your own, but it's more fun with a partner.

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